Your handy guide to the vacuous soundbites that we are going to have to tolerate until January (and beyond)
So, the final warm up before Ashes battle starts in earnest. England’s last chance to iron the kinks out of their game.
Not their batting and bowling game of course. It’s all about making sure that your press conference delivery is at its bland, inane peak! Continue reading “Parlez vous Ashes?”
Roland-Jones, Finn, Ball. The hex on England fast bowlers is getting ridiculous. Here’s some invaluable advice for the poor selectors. Glad to help in any way we can. Continue reading “The great England Ashes conveyor belt”